I get respect for the things I did not do

by Raša Karapandža

Taken from a CV of one of my ex students:
“I am fluent in German, Turkish, English and Chinese. I speak well French and Korean.”

She is 22. She asked me to write her a reference letter. There is something wrong with this universe. In some parallel universe in which justice is a norm, I am asking her for the reference letter.